Wednesday, November 30, 2016

This key

This keyboard key has been hiding personal feeling 
since the invention of the internet


Monday, November 28, 2016

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Short Jokes 7 - Singing

[Singapore Jokes]

I love it that how music can take you to another place.

For example, Sun Ho is singing in this church, so now I am going to another church.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Short Jokes 6 - Crying baby

WIFE: (hands husband crying baby): Will you please help me change him?

HUSBAND: Ok! (drives to hospital)

HUSBAND: (at hospital): Hi my baby is crying. Can I get a new one?

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Short Jokes 5 - Disaster

Q: Where are women and children evacuated first during a disaster?

A: Because men just want a little peace before they die.

Friday, November 18, 2016

Short Joke 4 - Job offers

Job offers these days are like:

"We need a virgin which 2 years experience in sex"

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Short Joke 3 - When LKY was your age...

[Singapore Jokes]

Dad: When Lee Kuan Yew was your age, he studied hard at night using just a candlelight and without the distraction of all of modern day technology.

Son: When Lee Kuan Yew was your age, he was the Prime Minister.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Short Joke 2 - Everything

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, everything in my life has changed.

My phone number, my address, my name....
Everything

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Short Joke 1 - Chicken

There was this foreign guy who want to get a chicken but didn't know how to say "chicken" in English.

So he grabbed an egg and went up to the staff and said: "Where mother?"