Monday, April 29, 2013

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Ways of Proposal....

(Image credits to its owner)

Take note of the difficulty level and acceptance rate...LOL Mr Shot Gun


Monday, April 22, 2013

Woman and 3 wishes


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes---that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better?"

The woman said, "That would be ok," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." 

The woman replied, "That will be ok because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM, she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be ok because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM, she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a MILD heart attack."


MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don't screw with them

WRONG!! Her husband got a heartattack 10 times milder than her‘s.

REAL MORAL OF THE STORY: Women just think that they are clever but they are not.

(Seen on the internet)

Thursday, April 18, 2013

TGIF vs SHIT


A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

Monday, April 15, 2013

Friday, April 12, 2013

Faith in humanity restored...

(Seen on youtube, credits belong to the video's owner)

To these people, you have my utmost respect.
I salute you.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Oops, it didnt go as expected

(A. gif credits to its owner) 

In fact, the water looks quite deep

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Tuesday, April 2, 2013