Funny Names

Seen this somewhere on the internet...

Anne Chang (in Mandarin) - dirty

Anne Chin (in Mandarin) - keep quiet

Faye Chen (in Mandarin) - dusty

Carl Cheng (in Hokkien) - buttock

Monica Cheng (in Hokkien) - touching your buttocks

Michael Tan (in Cantonese) - selling eggs

Lucy Liaw (in Hokkien) - you are dead

 Judy Soo (in Malay) - lost in Gamble

Jane Tan (in Mandarin) - fried egg

Suzie Leow (in Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Tan (in Hokkien) - let you wait

Henry Mah (in Mandarin) - hate your mum

Corrine Tai (in Hokkien) - poor fellow

Paul Chan (in Mandarin) - bankrupt

Nelson Tan (in Mandarin) - bird laying eggs

Jason Tan (in Mandarin) - thief laying eggs

Leslie Tong (in Mandarin) - rubbish bin

Nelson Chong (in Mandarin) - worms infested bird

Carmen Tng (in Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah (in Cantonese) - call your mum

Francis Yip (in Cantonese) - sweet potato leaf

Danny See (in Hokkien) - squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng (in Hokkien) - screw and nail

Kenneth Tsai (in Hokkien) - like shit

Maisy Koh (in Cantonese) - never die before

Tan Chin Koo (in Hokkien) - wait very long

And here's my addtition

Ken Tao (in Chinese) - Choke

Rosie Puay (in Hokkien) - Screwdriver 

Zhang Lang (in Chinese) - Cockroach

Mark Chew (in Teochew) - Eyes

Mark Sai (in Teochew) - Eye shit

Robert Sai (In Teochew) - Dripping eye shit